The statue got me high.

Using my Brennan Broker(Copy righted and trademarked, don't get any ideas you filthy mud wallowers) I am getting a game without being at the store.Instead I'm typing this! Aren't you glad?I'm also replacing a duck that died without the Brennan Brokers figuring out that it was dead.Yes, I know this was on quite a few shows, but it works.Trust me.But you don't now do you?You're all waiting for the moment I crack, go insane, and start putting car batteries in the local pool.